Like Edward Cullen in "Twilight", Nigel Mullet was transformed into
a vampire when he was still a teenager, and will remain this age
forever. Unfortunately, Nigel became a vampire at the awkward age
of fifteen, and must spend eternity coping with acne, a breaking
voice, and an ineptitude with girls . . . In this, his
excruciatingly funny diary, Nigel chronicles his increasingly
desperate attempts to be noticed by the love of his life, Chloe
Sparrow, the constant mortification caused by his vampire parents
(not to mention the worry that they might accidentally eat one of
his friends), and the frustration one feels when you ve got the
whole of boring eternity stretching out in front of you.
Fantastically witty and hugely entertaining, it will appeal to any
fan of "Twilight" or "Adrian Mole", teenage or otherwise . . .