This hilarious collection of humorous quotations, full of
wisecracks and wit, snappy comments and inspired fantasy, has been
specially compiled by the late broadcaster and raconteur Ned
Sherrin. And as Stephen Fry remarked, 'There was no greater
connoisseur of wit and repartee than Ned Sherrin.' New to this
edition is a foreword by leading British satirist, Alistair Beaton.
Now packed with even more quotes and covering more subjects than
before, from Weddings to the Supernatural, Australia to Headlines.
Find the best lines from your favourite jokesters and wordsmiths,
add that extra something to a speech or presentation, or just enjoy
a good laugh. 'A chair is a piece of furniture. I am not a chair
because no one has ever sat on me.' Ann Widdecombe on the
announcement that Parliamentary language will now be
gender-neutral. 'No wonder Bob Geldof is such an expert on famine.
He's been feeding off 'I don't like Mondays' for 30 years.' Russell
Brand On deciding to run for governor of California: 'The most
difficult decision I've ever made in my entire life, except for the
one in 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.' Arnold
Schwarzenegger 'Wanting to know an author because you like his work
is like wanting to know a duck because you like pâté.' Margaret
Atwood 'I am so sorry. We have to stop there. I have just come to
the end of my personality.' Quentin Crisp, closing down an